before i forget?

WHAT A NIGHT AT THE RIO!!! hahah

first incident - some guy comes up and pulls a phone attached to a cord from god-knows-where and hands it to me. he says, God's calling, he wants ta talk to ya! I say, Uhmm hello? He goes, What's your number? I ignore "God" and say to the guy, no, I'm not giving it to you. He talks to "God" on the phone and says, Oh yeah, she may be a bitch but at least she's cute.

this guy came back at least 4 more times and continued to try and get me talk to "God"

next - nice guy & nice girl ask me what my name is. I tell them. Then they ask me when I'm free this week, 'cause they wanna hang out. I'm like, Are you kidding? But I'm working everyday till Weds. They want my number but there's a super huge line so I tell them to come talk to me later.

last - some guy calls me a smokin hot bartender and asks to kiss my hand. i let him.

wow. am drunk. should pass out. right. about. now.