what i can remember at 4AM

i just made it home

i have a swollen, watering eye

kheyann walked me home! like she promised she would

even though i'm only a block away from Jane

i left behind my pants

in order to earn drinks from one of my generous donor's, megan

i let Cape Man wear my skirt while i pranced around in my nautical themed boy-shorts

i passed out for a bit on a coffee table,

and then moved onto a comfy chair

i passed out for about an hour

and woke up with a start

my phone was completely dead

i became totally paranoid

i thought my parents had maybe called the cops

i knew i needed to get back home asap

aaron gave me his pepper spray

jane tried to put me in a weird pleather pencil skirt

since all i had was my leggings and underwear

i refused to wear it

Cape Man was passed out on the couch

with a pot beside his head

he's still wearing his cape

and my skirt

i am not yet sober

i started drinking at 8PM

it is now 4AM

let's see if i remember any of this when i wake up