Kiss My Xanthia

Tim and I went to the Scotiabank Theatre after my Comm class to see

*drum roll please*

Role Models!

I heard it was funny, but man it really exceeded my expectations. I definitely can say I laughed way more, and definitely harder during that movie than during Zack and Miri Make a Porno. There was not a scene in which I wasn't foot stomping, knee slapping, laughing so hard with my mouth wide open---you know the bit. If you're trying to decide which comedy to see, definitely choose Role Models. You will not be disappointed.

I think one of the reasons I didn't expect too much was because of Seann William Scott. He just seems so mediocre to me, but my opinion of him totally changed tonight. Despite my perception of SWS, of course I had to see it. How could I miss Paul Rudd!?!? In Knocked Up and Forgetting Sarah Marshall (both my faves!), he brought his A-game fo shoo. Speaking of Knocked Up, the guy who plays the gyno Dr. Kuni plays the king in the Laire. Ken Jeong is his name, and he's had roles in Step Brothers and Pineapple Express, two other movies I love! Speaking of movies I love (wow I am just name-dropping left, right and centre here!), the infamous McLovin from Superbad, Christopher Mintz-Plasse plays a really sweet kid in a cape who loves to fight for his country Xanthia in the live action role playing game called Laire. 

**Sidenote: I was looking up what exactly "Laire" is and found a website!  It actually sounds pretty cool. 

Anyway, lastly I give mucho kudos to Jane Lynch who was the icing on the cake. She had some of the funniest scenes and lines. I don't wanna spoil too much, but as seen in the trailer she goes, "You know what I used to eat for breakfast? Cocaine. You know what I used to eat for lunch? Cocaine." Another one of my favourites: "I don't wanna be too graphic but let's just say I used to suck his dick for drugs" or something along those lines :) Hahahha AND AND AND (one more!) "I'm not here to service you; I'm here to service these young boys." Gah I loved this movie for all the dirty things it put in my head, and I'm sure in the minds of many others as well. If you have a sense of humour similar to mine, then I guarantee you will get a kick out of this one.

Seriously. GO WATCH ROLE MODELS.

xxxo,

Dorothy actually